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zootedboy:

i am absolutely done with twitter my god

zootedboy:

i am absolutely done with twitter my god

my-dads-the-king-of-hell:

my-dads-the-king-of-hell:

so apparently an arm can sell on the black market for $885, ($500 for the shoulder plus $385 for the hand an forearm) 

and a leg can sell for $500 (at least thats the lowest price of an albino leg so im guessing here) 

So when someone says “That’ll cost an arm ad a leg” they are roughly asking for $1,335

which is less than i would have guessed. 

i didn’t spend this much time researching the cost of limbs on the black market for one note

I just got cussed out. By some whore on my hall who has brought back a new guy every night. Because my roommate dyed her hair. In the sink. And it’s blue. Ok. Our ra walked in while it was happening and saw the blue and didn’t say shit. So why the fuck some whore gonna come knock until I answered to say “the sink is blue. Why’d y’all do that” THE SINK WAS BLACK BEFORE SHE DYED IT. The sink being blue is an issue but them having screaming loud sex isn’t. Ok.

herfallenunicorn:

queernymph:

thefullestrebellion:

lokiroido:

‘My sun and stars… ‘

OH MY FUCKING GOD

If anyone got me this I would marry them

I need these

twinklepowderysnow:

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yes good now 2 draw the eyelashes

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perfect

raddlest:

nerdjpg:

do mermaids get high off of sea weed

mermaids dont exist

class-snuggle:

My roommate bought a pack of 24 rolls of toilet paper yesterday, in addition to the half dozen we already had, and stored all of them in the bathroom. And just let me tell you, there’s something incredibly calming and reassuring about looking next to you while you’re on the toilet and seeing 30 rolls of toilet paper sitting there. You get a feeling like, no matter how bad shit gets in there, you’re always going to make it out okay in the end.